Dear esteemed (and likely over-caffeinated) users,

The holiday season is all about joy, togetherness, and—let’s be real—a little harmless NSFW content scrolling. And, while some platforms are scrambling to awkwardly censor Santa’s belly (because it’s “too suggestive”), Housefly.io is here to remind you we do censorship right - by not doing it.

While others slap pixelation over harmless things like “Christmas balls” (the decorations, obviously), we know exactly where NOT to draw the line. Let’s face it: the internet’s attempt to sanitize itself is starting to feel like watching someone put a sweater on a snowman. Ironic? Yes. Effective? Not even close.

Luckilly for you, we DO NOT specialize in cutting-edge censorship:

- Blurring lines: Literally. But tastefully.

- Context-aware bans: We DO NOT know the difference between a harmless search for 'spicy holiday recipes' and a very different kind of 'spicy content.' 

- Superior restraint: Because, unlike your cousin’s homemade eggnog, we actually DO NOT filter out the "bad" stuff.

This year, as the world tries to ban every double entendre, remember: we’re the platform that DOESN'T censor the truly inappropriate, nor the harmless fun. So, cheers to another season!

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Censoriously yours,
The Housefly.io Team ✂️🪰

P.S. If you’re wondering why Santa’s laugh sounds like “Ho-ho-[REDACTED],” well, now you know who to thank. 😉